‘Come With Us on a Bus to Luss’
read the advert
A promising start to a tour of Scotland
For other sights, you’ll need to
Catch a train to Dunblane
or a plane to Culzean
Ascend via cable car to Braemar
Sail on a schooner to Troon–or
fly a balloon and land in Dunoon
Book an overnight berth to the city of Perth
Ride the metro ‘neath the toun of Glasgow
Be pulled by a rope tow through the valley of Glen Coe
Paddle a pedalo to the burgh of Thurso
Haul your muck on a truck to Greenock
Hitch a ride with a lorry on the way to Tobermory
Drive your own ute o’er the Isle of Bute
Take the subway through the land of Galloway
Balance a Segway on your tour of Dounreay (radiation suits included)
Ride a golf cart through the parish of Cathcart
Waterski ‘round the isle of Tiree
Paddle a kayak to the village of Back
Soar on a glider, drop in on a Morningsider
You’ll need two yachts for sailing to Shotts
but only one scull to crew to Mull
Optional add-ons at the end of your tour:
Sail on the ferry to the port of Derry
or
Fly on a kite to the Isle of Wight
And remember your brolly and wellies!
A work in progress: I still have about 40 modes of transport lacking a rhyming Scottish location. Suggestions for new rhymes are welcome!